Two and a Half Men Season 7

Season 7

Air date: 2009-09-21

Episodes: 22

Episodes

E1: 818-JKLPUZO

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Air date: 2009-09-21 • ★ 7.3

E2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Air date: 2009-09-28 • ★ 7.3

E3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

Air date: 2009-10-05 • ★ 7.2

E4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

Air date: 2009-10-12 • ★ 7.1

E5: For the Sake of the Child

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Air date: 2009-10-19 • ★ 7

E6: Give Me Your Thumb

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Air date: 2009-11-02 • ★ 7.5

E7: Untainted by Filth

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Air date: 2009-11-09 • ★ 7.3

E8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Air date: 2009-11-16 • ★ 6.5

E9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

Air date: 2009-11-23 • ★ 7.3

E10: That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

Air date: 2009-12-07 • ★ 6.2

E11: Warning, It's Dirty

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

Air date: 2009-12-14 • ★ 7.3

E12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Air date: 2010-01-11 • ★ 7.2

E13: Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

Air date: 2010-01-18 • ★ 6.2

E14: Crude and Uncalled For

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Air date: 2010-02-01 • ★ 7

E15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

Air date: 2010-02-08 • ★ 5.8

E16: Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

Air date: 2010-03-01 • ★ 5.8

E17: I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Air date: 2010-03-08 • ★ 5.7

E18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Air date: 2010-03-22 • ★ 6.4

E19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

Air date: 2010-04-12 • ★ 6.2

E20: I Called Him Magoo

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

Air date: 2010-05-10 • ★ 6

E21: Gumby with a Pokey

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

Air date: 2010-05-17 • ★ 7.3

E22: This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

Air date: 2010-05-24 • ★ 6