Two and a Half Men Season 5

Season 5

Air date: 2007-09-24

Episodes: 19

Episodes

E1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

Air date: 2007-09-24 • ★ 8.1

E2: Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Air date: 2007-10-01 • ★ 6.5

E3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

Air date: 2007-10-08 • ★ 7.6

E4: City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Air date: 2007-10-15 • ★ 7.6

E5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

Air date: 2007-10-22 • ★ 7.5

E6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Air date: 2007-10-29 • ★ 7.2

E7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Air date: 2007-11-05 • ★ 7.3

E8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Air date: 2007-11-12 • ★ 7.8