Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 3

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Season 3

Air date: 2020-03-02

Episodes: 25

Episodes

E1: YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Air date: 2020-03-02

E2: News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

Air date: 2020-03-09

E3: “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Air date: 2020-03-16

E4: Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Air date: 2020-03-30

E5: Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Air date: 2020-04-06

E6: BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

Air date: 2020-04-27

E7: News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Air date: 2020-03-30

E8: Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

Air date: 2020-04-13

E9: A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

Air date: 2020-04-20

E10: U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

Air date: 2020-05-04

E11: Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

Air date: 2020-05-11

E12: Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

Air date: 2020-05-18

E13: God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

Air date: 2020-05-25

E14: My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

Air date: 2020-06-01

E15: Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

Air date: 2020-06-22

E16: Good Morning, River View High!

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Air date: 2020-06-08

E17: Welcome to Bug News

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

Air date: 2020-06-15

E18: Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

Air date: 2020-06-29

E19: I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

Air date: 2020-07-06

E20: Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Air date: 2020-07-13

E21: All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

Air date: 2020-07-27

E22: Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

Air date: 2020-08-03

E23: True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

Air date: 2020-08-10

E24: Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

Air date: 2020-08-17

E25: Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

Air date: 2020-08-24