Seinfeld Season 3

Season 3

Air date: 1991-09-18

Episodes: 23

Episodes

E1: The Note

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

Air date: 1991-09-18 • ★ 7.049

E2: The Truth

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

Air date: 1991-09-25 • ★ 7.629

E3: The Pen

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Air date: 1991-10-02 • ★ 7.657

E4: The Dog

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

Air date: 1991-10-09 • ★ 7.161

E5: The Library

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

Air date: 1991-10-16 • ★ 8.139

E6: The Parking Garage

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

Air date: 1991-10-30 • ★ 8.171

E7: The Cafe

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

Air date: 1991-11-06 • ★ 7.697

E8: The Tape

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

Air date: 1991-11-13 • ★ 8.4

E9: The Nose Job

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

Air date: 1991-11-20 • ★ 7.6

E10: The Stranded

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

Air date: 1991-11-27 • ★ 7.5

E11: The Alternate Side

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

Air date: 1991-12-04 • ★ 7.71

E12: The Red Dot

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

Air date: 1991-12-11 • ★ 7.879

E13: The Subway

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

Air date: 1992-01-08 • ★ 7.795

E14: The Pez Dispenser

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

Air date: 1992-01-15 • ★ 7.968

E15: The Suicide

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

Air date: 1992-01-29 • ★ 7.481

E16: The Fix-Up

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

Air date: 1992-02-05 • ★ 8.1

E17: The Boyfriend (1)

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

Air date: 1992-02-12 • ★ 8.1

E18: The Boyfriend (2)

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

Air date: 1992-02-12 • ★ 7.3

E19: The Limo

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

Air date: 1992-02-26 • ★ 8.387

E20: The Good Samaritan

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

Air date: 1992-03-04 • ★ 7.37

E21: The Letter

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

Air date: 1992-03-25 • ★ 7.519

E22: The Parking Space

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

Air date: 1992-04-22 • ★ 7.724

E23: The Keys

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.

Air date: 1992-05-06 • ★ 8