CollegeHumor Shorts Season 9

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Season 9

Air date: 2017-01-05

Episodes: 30

Episodes

E1: Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

Air date: 2017-01-05

E2: The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

Air date: 2017-01-10

E3: Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

Air date: 2017-01-12

E4: I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

Air date: 2017-01-13

E5: Dogs Are Practice Babies

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

Air date: 2017-01-17

E6: Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

Air date: 2017-01-19

E7: How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

Air date: 2017-01-28

E8: Fake News Investigative Journalists

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

Air date: 2017-02-07

E9: Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

A party guest most foul.

Air date: 2017-02-17

E10: Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

Air date: 2017-02-17

E11: Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

Air date: 2017-03-03

E12: Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

Air date: 2017-03-08

E13: 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

Air date: 2017-03-09

E14: Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

Air date: 2017-03-23

E15: We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

Air date: 2017-04-01

E16: Music Festival Boot Camp

You can’t handle the merch booth.

Air date: 2017-04-14

E17: It’s Technically a Meal

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

Air date: 2017-05-13

E18: Eating with Your Rich Friends

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

Air date: 2017-04-20

E19: Just Let the World Die

Take that, student loans!

Air date: 2017-04-29

E20: An Honest Call with Your Bank

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

Air date: 2017-05-04

E21: Sleepovers When You’re Gay

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

Air date: 2017-06-20

E22: The Straightest Dude Ever

He eats lighters.

Air date: 2017-06-27

E23: The Relationship Simulator Bed

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

Air date: 2017-05-27

E24: Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill.

Air date: 2017-05-25

E25: I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

Air date: 2017-06-18

E26: Porn, but for Crying

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

Air date: 2017-06-22

E27: These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

Air date: 2017-08-03

E28: Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

Air date: 2017-08-12

E29: Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

Air date: 2017-08-19

E30: Sorry My Car Is So Gross

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!

Air date: 2017-08-22