How I Met Your Mother Season 3

Season 3

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

Air date: 2007-09-24

Episodes: 20

Episodes

E1: Wait For It

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

Air date: 2007-09-24 • ★ 7.781

E2: We're Not from Here

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

Air date: 2007-10-01 • ★ 7.267

E3: Third Wheel

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

Air date: 2007-10-08 • ★ 7.344

E4: Little Boys

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

Air date: 2007-10-15 • ★ 7.333

E5: How I Met Everyone Else

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

Air date: 2007-10-22 • ★ 8.258

E6: I'm Not That Guy

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

Air date: 2007-10-29 • ★ 7.7

E7: Dowisetrepla

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

Air date: 2007-11-05 • ★ 7.8

E8: Spoiler Alert

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

Air date: 2007-11-12 • ★ 8.3

E9: Slapsgiving

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

Air date: 2007-11-19 • ★ 8.182

E10: The Yips

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

Air date: 2007-11-26 • ★ 7.6

E11: The Platinum Rule

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

Air date: 2007-12-10 • ★ 7.971

E12: No Tomorrow

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

Air date: 2008-03-17 • ★ 7.6

E13: Ten Sessions

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

Air date: 2008-03-24 • ★ 8.182

E14: The Bracket

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

Air date: 2008-03-31 • ★ 8

E15: The Chain of Screaming

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

Air date: 2008-04-14 • ★ 7.727

E16: Sandcastles in the Sand

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

Air date: 2008-04-21 • ★ 7.7

E17: The Goat

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

Air date: 2008-04-28 • ★ 7.633

E18: Rebound Bro

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

Air date: 2008-05-05 • ★ 7.7

E19: Everything Must Go

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

Air date: 2008-05-12 • ★ 7.3

E20: Miracles

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

Air date: 2008-05-19 • ★ 8